estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

tbotofficial:

when you’re trying to be mad but someone makes you laugh

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

true as fuck zodiac
aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

stopholdingontoair:

e-boo-dum-tiss:

Not only am I disappointed that somebody would do this, but I’m disappointed that so many people are supporting this guy like it’s an American thing to do. This is why I pretend to be Canadian when I go to foreign countries. Embarrassed to be an American right now, to be honest. :/

The most disgusting thing about it is that the article glorifies him. I don’t want to live in this country anymore.

goonandcatchyourdreams:

nintendont-gamecube:

juliawiinchester:

animejaehyo:

fogcityemu:

loki-in-the-dark:

carryonmy-assbutt:

caitlincst:

cuz-moriarty-shot-himself:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

tampabaybby:
there is never a wrong time to reblog this

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACHIVE

I don’t know but I like it

That type of green usually doesn’t appear on camera so they probably wanted  people to see flying waffles and get freaked out by them

er. actually no.
Those are the green guys. 
They’re from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. 
They are literally celebrities here. They totally mean to be seen, and they’re very very popular here. They started out a few years ago, and now one even has a book published.  The lighter one is Force, and the darker one is Sully. They sit at the opposing team’s penalty box and like to make fun of players, and have even appeared in Pepsi commericals and billboards. 


How is Canada even real?

FOR REAL THOUGH
i live in edmonton and i remember members in my family being excited when they showed up bc theyre so?? cool?

Every hockey fan must respect the green men… Even tho I hate Vancouver

i always love the green men

I feel educated.

goonandcatchyourdreams:

nintendont-gamecube:

juliawiinchester:

animejaehyo:

fogcityemu:

loki-in-the-dark:

carryonmy-assbutt:

caitlincst:

cuz-moriarty-shot-himself:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACHIVE

I don’t know but I like it

That type of green usually doesn’t appear on camera so they probably wanted  people to see flying waffles and get freaked out by them

er. actually no.

Those are the green guys. 

They’re from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. 

They are literally celebrities here. They totally mean to be seen, and they’re very very popular here. They started out a few years ago, and now one even has a book published.  The lighter one is Force, and the darker one is Sully. They sit at the opposing team’s penalty box and like to make fun of players, and have even appeared in Pepsi commericals and billboards. 

image

How is Canada even real?

FOR REAL THOUGH

i live in edmonton and i remember members in my family being excited when they showed up bc theyre so?? cool?

Every hockey fan must respect the green men… Even tho I hate Vancouver

i always love the green men

I feel educated.

fortunatemind:

If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next hour: *everything fucks up*

sweet-mayhem-song:

howdocreative:

coolerthanapinkllama:

loveetatum:

harryashe:

never thought about that when microwaving pizza. i guess it would work for other foods too

This is life changing.

Actually, don’t do the last one with the vacuum, vacuums can create an electric shock that will fry the electronic piece of equipment that you are trying to clean, instead, just use pressurized air in a can. The more you know…

Except plastic isn’t a good conductor and wouldn’t apply if you do it with the cap on and doesn’t always apply anyway

These comments are so confusing when you haven’t read the post

willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass